{"id":210,"date":"2010-07-18T16:20:04","date_gmt":"2010-07-18T14:20:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heavenmakers.com\/?p=210"},"modified":"2010-10-23T22:16:32","modified_gmt":"2010-10-23T20:16:32","slug":"the-thinking-mans-crumpet-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.heavenmakers.com\/?p=210","title":{"rendered":"The Thinking Man&#8217;s Crumpet 3#"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: orange;\">As its editor, Coral King says &#8216;TTMC has balls&#8217;.\u00a0 Originally, set up as a small press magazine for emerging female talent the girls were unfortunately a bit shy in their contributions, which is perhaps just as well for us blokes as those that did contribute were worryingly good at horrifying. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: orange;\">Issue 3 begins with <em>Control<\/em> a fairly hardcore SF short by Anna Stephens and a follow on from a previous Q tale that I rather liked. The protagonist is a HILDA -Hazardous Lifeforms Disposal Expert and believe me she disposes. <em>&#8216;&#8230;the stairwell was momentarily tinted rose as minuscule scraps of flesh and blood hung in the still air.&#8217;<\/em> The ideas are interesting, it&#8217;s fast paced and energetic and the language is at times exciting and full of colour. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: orange;\"><em>Solstice<\/em> by Franklin Marsh is about young Carl who&#8217;s off to a festival at Stonehenge but you get the feeling he won&#8217;t be coming back. One of Marsh&#8217;s great strengths\u00a0 is his dark humour and perhaps I was expecting more of it here.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: orange;\"><em>Beyond the Door<\/em> by Bennedict Jones is the highlight of the magazine for me.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a story with minor faults &#8211; at times one feels the characters and situations are too much drawn from real life rather than utilised to further the plot &#8211; but this is only a pedantic\u00a0 quibble. The door, is real enough, terribly frightening and the story leaves a very bad aftertaste in the mind. In other words its a goodie. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: orange;\">David Karata\u0161 (his name has a wee symbol over the &#8216;s&#8217; which I can&#8217;t find on the computer)\u00a0 gives us the <em>Strange Crucifixion <\/em>where four pilgrims are off to solve the problems of good and evil. I&#8217;m afraid that good is going to be the loser. It&#8217;s not a story I especially enjoyed, and its not the best of his stories, but there is some eerie quality about Karata\u0161&#8217; work that defies analysis. I have seen many of his incipient tales\u00a0 on Filthy Creations writers workshop and every time I read one I get the sense that this writer is unique. I also find it incredible that a man can write in a language that is not his own and still achieve this credibility. Read it and see if it doesn&#8217;t somehow affect you.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: orange;\"><em>Rubbish <\/em>by  Suzanne Jackson is an apparently mundane tale about the neighbour. It&#8217;s very short but extremely good and in the end it&#8217;s not mundane at all &#8211; its damned scary.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: orange;\">This edition features authoress,\u00a0 Sue Rule. <em>Ghost<\/em> is a story of a steady woman and her arty friend. It&#8217;s an extremely believable and poignant tale with an acerbic end.\u00a0 <em>She Walked into the Night<\/em> is another ghost story of equal merit. &#8216;<em>Can you fall in love with a ghost?<\/em>&#8216; Rule makes us believe you can in a plot that twists and turns.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: orange;\"><em>Maidenhead<\/em> by yours truly, Craig Herbertson is a sequel to <em>Soap 7<\/em> published many years ago in &#8216;Works 7&#8217;.\u00a0 There&#8217;s a ship, a girl and a media virus to contend with.<\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: orange;\">Perhaps its the  simple bloke mentality but I would rather the fonts changed less &#8211;<span style=\"color: orange;\">aesthetically it looks  great but <span style=\"color: orange;\">it  was at times a bit tough to read. At the risk of being lambasted for stereotyping, I&#8217;d like to bet that women wouldn&#8217;t have any problem with this.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: orange;\">Artwork by Karn Mcloud and Roger Pile and a bit of poetry make this absolutely sterling value for money. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: orange;\">The Thinking Man&#8217;s Crumpet is available at <\/span> http:\/\/www.freewebs.com\/thettmcmagazine\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>there is some eerie quality about Karata\u0161&#8217; work that defies analysis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,46],"tags":[30,32,28,12,33,31,35,34,29,36],"class_list":["post-210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hell","category-reviews-hell","tag-anna-stephens","tag-bennedict-jones","tag-coral-king","tag-craig-herbertson","tag-david-kartas","tag-franklin-marsh","tag-sue-rule","tag-suzanne-jackson","tag-thinking-mans-crumpet","tag-works"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heavenmakers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heavenmakers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heavenmakers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heavenmakers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heavenmakers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=210"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"https:\/\/www.heavenmakers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":366,"href":"https:\/\/www.heavenmakers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions\/366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heavenmakers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heavenmakers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heavenmakers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}